What is best employee
The PERFECT Employee Challenge - Job Simulator (VR)
I think a little girl just stole my
ketchup return my mustard and left
behind a million dollar lottery ticket
does that count as a mistake right
he took him I didn't hand it to him
that's his mistake right oh come on
what's up guys and welcome back to job
simulator so today I decided to return
to try to do the most difficult thing in
this game my job okay I've done a lot of
screwing around in this series but
that's the easy part
like actually doing your job correctly
and making no mistakes is borderline
impossible I don't think I've ever
actually managed to do it so today I'm
gonna try to be the little employee and
if I screw up enough not only am I gonna
get fired for my job and have to move on
to another one
but as equal punishment I'm gonna be
forced to say something nice about job
BOTS but not to his face because we're
doing this an infinite overtime so
bye-bye
yeah you know what I think I might be
ready yeah I'm ready we're gonna start
off with the store clerk because I feel
like this is definitely the easiest one
to screw up well I know I'm ready but
I've been meaning to ask are you sure
you're ready like how is it that you
drink coffee when your mouth is just a
line on a screen do you ever go into
sleep mode like how do you have bags
under your eyes when you don't have
eyelids these are the things that I need
to ask I'm just concerned about your
well-being okay so that's how that works
not all that well I just think you need
a little bit less coffee dribbling down
your chin and a little bit more USB plug
in time baby we're open 24/7 so I can
expect a customer any minute now but the
way this is gonna work is if I screw up
three times if I get three strikes I'm
out I'm fired I have to move on to
another job but for every single strike
I get I have to say something nice
this idiot and I'm also just now
realizing that we didn't turn gravity on
which is gonna make things so much more
complicated I'm not gonna lose my
condiments I'm not gonna have anybody
steal from me okay we good I think we're
ready for customer I am gonna keep
throwing these at your face because that
is perfectly legal it is possible to get
to burrito just one burrito
so burritos would be in here and I'm not
gonna eat it
um do I need to heat it up I don't think
so okay we're just gonna there we go and
in the you see what I mean complicated
slushy okay that that carrots is being
bagged good slushy let's see here we got
slushie machines and you wanted blue
we're gonna give him the right color oh
we only have green and purple green and
purple don't make blue ah crap maybe if
I try really hard I can make blue oh oh
oh that was kind of blue that was almost
blue almost there we go that's gross
here you are good oh you want to are you
supposed to check oh hold on that's not
a mistake
he didn't leave with it we're good we're
good you need duvet cover ointment for
your grandfather
okay goods I didn't give him the wrong
thing that's good I thought I was just
gonna give him something random and that
would have been a mistake okay so now
everything is turning up properly 498 I
don't know I there's a thing like I
can't read this this doesn't help me
you get back to job have a nice day I'm
not even gonna steal your hat you take
your floating burrito there we go
one customer down you see what I mean
like I got to avoid like scanning my
hand and handing them a wrong thing and
this is gonna be way more difficult than
any other job I've done I don't suppose
you would want to make yourself useful
or anything but maybe clean up that
bathroom if somebody comes in here is
about to have an emergency I really
don't want to have to tell him to take a
dump in the recycling bin
but that's why do I try what why do I
even try hello ma'am like I don't know
do we give refunds for moldy apples do
we sell apples what's the right thing to
do here I'm definitely not gonna eat
that and throw up in your face is that
the right thing to do do I eat it and
throw up in her face I don't know how
about we do what it tells us to do and
just see what happens
Apple is one cents okay
is this a cent I just put this in here
this is 498 that doesn't make any sense
get it does it make any sense because
it's just one cent technically
technically I did my job right oh god it
just floats off into space you see
that's the thing I can technically still
screw with people I need to screw with
people it's part of me I just need to do
the job right so technically we actually
did do it right there if I had eaten the
Apple and then throw up then it would
have been a mistake
next customer what have you got for me
somebody weird no doubt
oh yeah that's weird hello Elton John
BOTS
people really shop for chips I feel like
you just go buy chips yeah okay no I'm
not gonna question you right you're the
customer so freaking tempted to steal
your hat and glasses but that would be
against the law so instead I'm gonna
jumbo-sized a bag of chips snacks did
you want the blue ones did you want to
shop around we have a whole lot of
different kinds of chips we got blue
yellow blue orange that kind of thing no
I think he just wants blue okay
triangles what the was that oh no no no
no no no no no no no hmm that's gonna be
difficult to fix ah crap you see they
don't label the buttons this is a
fisher-price
cash register I don't know what I'm
supposed to do here that doesn't work
okay that that makes things worse that
makes things worse that makes things
just don't clear his fruit the five
finger discount isn't clear what about
this goods I think we're good I don't
think that's technically a mistake okay
I have your triangles where'd your
triangles go oh oh oh that's I have your
triangles now
we're gonna make them extra big you now
have a pillow of ranch-flavored
triangles we're gonna shove them in the
bag
I should have rang them up first there
we go
we could see here slushy Mart coupon
half off sometimes valid when purchasing
some things Oh God um Bryce may actually
be tripled or quadrupled good to know
good to know so if I trouble quadruplet
by accident did that did that do
anything I saw a barcode so I swiped it
but am I supposed to hit the button oh
that's not good it's done tripled or
quadrupled right it were 99 cents a
dollar dying down something like that I
don't remember crap okay um well if it's
half off
then I thought was this nope hmm hold on
hold on hold on mm that's not right
that's not right I'm getting there okay
we're give it back stop doing that and
try to get this right okay there we go
99 cents and then half off hmm
99 cents and then off half off and then
we're gonna ring him up for this is it
my fault I Drive my best or what do you
mean half of 99 cents is $2,000 fine
fine fine fine you know what that's
that's a mistake this is only one
mistake okay that there's only counts as
one this wasn't fair so excited to where
you stopped flashings over your face has
punishment to have to say something nice
about job art and that thing that I'll
say is that he's tough okay
I've brought hon of stuff at his face
every episode and always Wingham and
he'll spark and he'll flinch but he
won't complain and and that's the true
sign of toughness I'm so happy he's not
hearing me say these things right now
next customer all right you're pretty
tough too if I can ever actually manage
to hit you in the face with stuff
sometimes it just floats off hi little
girl
what happened to your voice you're very
pink with pigtails
but it's like two o'clock in the morning
raining out bad part of town and you
sound like a dude wait a minute didn't
you say that this was a loser but you
have to get anything out of it you'll
take anything in return but he scratched
off three of the same thing this is
clearly a winner this guy one did too
this guy won a million dollars I mean
it's not technically smuggled bucks it's
a
a lot of money and is a lot of money
worth another strike the first thing
that comes to mind is do I steal this I
really don't want to give you a million
dollars uh hold on let's just yeah
that's the price of the tickets okay so
I'm supposed to give you a million
dollars which I probably have in the
safe no no no no no not my condiments
ten pots I think a little girl just
stole my ketchup return my mustard and
left behind a million dollar lottery
ticket does that count as a mistake
great he took him I didn't hand it to
him that's his mistake right oh come on
all right fine there's my second strike
so now I need to say something else nice
about job lots god I don't have anything
prepared oh my god this is actually
impossible I've been standing here
listening to this awful music or like
three minutes trying to come up with
something the job bot is really good at
undressing me with his eyes he has a
real talent for staring at humans and
making them naked in his weird little CR
T head I don't know okay that definitely
counts is that count like that counts
that's why I didn't hit you there of
course hello
Dumbo's how's popsicle I could do but
you stay the hell away from my whole lot
of money I need to put this somewhere
safe yeah you know what I think probably
somewhere it's safe would be in here
with all the floating cheese there we go
you saw nothing
popsicle would be in the freezer right
okay there we go
so freezer popsicle you wanted blue
right blue I'm just gonna assume this is
your order because people are never
specific there we go okay so I'm not
gonna eat it I'm gonna keep it away from
my mouth I don't know if I trust this
thing with food I was a little bit
steamy or
I laid it there and I hit it and it did
a whole lot of steam oh you know what
it's probably fine yeah everything came
up fine being sanitary is a part of my
job description I'm sure so you can go
in the bag and bring it up then put it
in the bag why is it so hard to note no
give it back okay I gotta bring it up
gotta bring it up first lady stop that
mmm I swear to God okay
hey my condiments are back the ketchup
come from you just go right there okay
bring you up put you in the bag you
really don't want me to hit some buttons
on the register trust me you're coming
in at a dollar ninety-nine right now I
got a hit three buttons I don't even
have a choice here how am I gonna hit
three buttons to bring it to a dollar
ninety-nine this is impossible
um okay there you go you can just put
that in your face as oh that's whoa whoa
whoa that's kind of weird do I just have
an infinite source of coupons what is
going on why do I have two coupons now
with the other coupon come from I need
to do both oh I don't know what's
happening oh crap okay hold on hold on
we got three buttons to press how are we
gonna fix this with three buttons you so
double it in half and then three and
then we can ring you up again right okay
three what then we'll bring you up again
dollar ninety-nine okay good good
everything just you take your coupons
with you lady okay
dollar ninety-nine popsicles aren't
produce that's that's not how that works
should I be giving her the coupons no no
no no she stole my mustard my mustard
was in the bottom of her bag yay oh my
monsters back okay that doesn't count as
a mistake she returned it everybody okay
you guys all saw was that a mistake no
that's what I thought perfect okay so
stop getting stolen you can I don't know
go go over here someplace safe I did it
right
that counts I got a promotion I'm
feeling really good about the heck how
many strikes on my own right now - right
- because of the money that I earned um
did you just see that I'm pretty sure
there was a ghost drawer there a second
to go hold on what was that that was
weird
okay keep an eye out for any kind of
ghost lottery drawers appearing and
disappearing that was that was
concerning finally getting this stupid
cash register down pat people aren't
gonna mess me over the ghost register
thing is back you see you see it's there
what is wrong with this thing oh I got a
bunch of oh hey hey hey I'm not looking
for trouble guys okay
but they all came in with you
I'm so confused right now so am I not
being robbed or what nobody can look me
in the eye these most Awkward robberies
ed what are they doing that's just
floating around so I need to I need to
hit him with stuff I've never seen this
before
um uh I guess I could use let's just
newspapers right I'm pretty sure that's
the kind of thing you would use
yesterday's news these are worthless
let's just stay yep super lame get the
hell out of here that is so close I
could make this a little bit easier on
myself there we go now I'm not gonna
miss sadly it is sir trust me I didn't
think so either but suck it now I got
giant newspapers floating around my
store that's nice do you just randomly
like bring up facts as you splash
yourself in the face I think he's
short-circuiting I honestly think the
seal around his screen isn't all that
great
and that little dribble on his chin is
kind of leaking down onto his hard drive
or something like that you didn't notify
me of the weird little ghost drawer it
was there again if I pull this is gonna
show up no Oh howdy partner what
happened to the other dude right the
dude that I kicked all the customers out
for I got rid of three paying customers
for one guy and he never freakin came
back good now your problem sorry I know
you have no idea what's going on I just
need to make some hotdogs great hot dogs
easy enough I got hot dogs down here I
might waste a few but that's okay let's
be honest you don't waste hot dogs
they'll sit here for weeks at a time get
some nice toasty buns you want a toasty
bun man that's on sexual harassment okay
don't don't don't get on and move in
here here we go just gotta get my
wieners down hold on it's so difficult
mmm so difficult to cook wieners in
syrup that's not a mistake that that
doesn't count as a mistake that doesn't
count that doesn't count
you can't tell if they're cooking or not
because of zero gravity so do I just
thought of them I think I just saw them
out there we go no you guys just blowed
around I might need you later and you up
in the bag goods what's what about my
hymen something about human baby I'm a
male no I don't carry them the females
carry them that's how that works
anyway oh I'm allowed one hotdog
pre-shift okay that wasn't that wasn't
stealing shut up over there $2.99 thank
you that is what money does welcome go
steal more human babies elsewhere crazy
lady people you see late at night man
they're freaking me out there again did
you saw hmm I don't know what that is
why why are you haunted is it because I
stole the money is it because I stole a
million dollars and now I have the
drawers of ghosts Past coming to visit
me this is absolutely absurd our next
customer what do you got for me
somebody weird yep hello ma'am sir still
not sure yeah still still not really
sure super super big soda that's pretty
interesting okay I think I've done that
before um where do I keep giant soda
would that be in the fridge we very
rarely use the fridge yeah there we go
okay so that is the type you want right
there we go cool and crisp sweet generic
off-brand Cola and super-sized hmm it's
fine is fine okay I'm technically
turning our hot dogs into sausages but
that's okay that's perfectly that is a
lot of Cola lady this can't be good for
you
good just just a second hold on
sledgehammer sledgehammer okay sure yeah
you didn't even give me a second but
yeah why not okay there we go and dollar
ninety-nine you hear that tenth box it's
very important you shouldn't be judging
me for taking on this job I could be
doing freaky things to robots out behind
the store late at night but no I'm in
here working hard
I appreciate you we're just gonna does
that mean I should be giving you change
no I don't think there's any change good
good good okay I haven't really screwed
up all that much yet I might not even
get fired by the end of this episode I'm
really really good if we can get to 50
tasks I'm gonna be really happy
I never gotten through this challenge
how're you doing sir you have to force
that one out the word slushy is kind of
constipated is that again they want blue
I don't have blue blue is really
difficult I don't suppose I have like a
blue Cola I could mix in with this to
make my life a little bit easier but
yeah you see that's like big blue ish
it's never quite what the sign appears
to be so in why would you want your
slushie in a bag it doesn't even have a
top do it it just mmm okay yeah that's a
good price sure all right
and then oh three buttons great this
again so last time I went double have
double three beep and then pull there
you go thirty minutes of happiness you
know you're supposed to drink it not
bang it like bad that's all yeah I'm not
gonna ask questions you do whatever you
want thank you have a nice day just keep
wait wait wait was there something in
that bag or was the coupon okay we're
good I thought he stole something they
were not taking back that slushie after
he's done with it okay I'm not giving
that to somebody else after he's had his
weird robot dick in it last customer all
I need to do is not screw up and I'll
have gotten through the challenge I'm so
freakin close I could taste it it's like
a giant floating sausage hello oh you
want another refund this is like the
first person again why do people keep
ringing rate and for okay so then
grapefruit is a scent
I'm gonna have to give this to you I
suppose I don't really like that but
here we go
that's the sound of success if I've ever
heard it I got promoted come here I'm
cutting you off I was gonna say I'm
cutting you off you've had too much and
what is going on with this ransom okay
you know what we're just gonna end the
way that we started things off Cheers
you know what I think that's gonna be it
for this episode of job simulator guys
and I can't believe I didn't get fired
honestly I thought for sure I would get
through all of the jobs and then
probably lose by the end of this episode
but I didn't get fired once which is
kind of debatable I think I'm only
screwed up more than two times but we're
just gonna sweep that under the rug
if you guys want to see more of the good
employee challenge I guess I'll call it
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